A pre-Dinner Conversation

crumpledpapers: Dude, lets go out for lunch!
buddy IYER: Ummm sure. What do you want to eat?
M R: I'm ok with anything.
crumpledpapers: Me too.
buddy IYER: Me too.
crumpledpapers: Italian?
buddy IYER: fine.
M R: too far!
crumpledpapers: not Mexican! I've had too much of it lately.
buddy IYER: damn! Every time I want to go to Q'doba you don't want to go. Ok. Anything but Chinese.
M R: Why not Chinese?
crumpledpapers: buddy doesn't like Chinese. He thinks they're stealing credit for Rice in the world! LOL!!
*LAUGHTER TRACK*